hello yes cashier i would like a hamburger with small fries and a boyfriend
They should make a petting zoo but with cute boys instead of animals
DO YOU EVER FIND ONE OF YOUR ‘FRIENDS’ SO ANNOYING AND YOU JUST WANT TO SHAKE THEM AND TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK BUT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE YOU’RE ‘F R I E N D S’
Just in case you have low self esteem tonight, here is what I think of you.
Pretty much me to everyone.
aaah this is too cute!! remember everyone,you’re flawless and i love you!!!
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
